Classy Ladies

What can we say? We were born with class.

xoxo,
M&K

From: K

Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 1:19 PM
To: M
Subject: RE: I'm really neat

Oh my, your boyfriend hates drunk people?????? He & I can’t meet.

From: M
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:06 PM
To: K
Subject: RE: I'm really neat

He better not meet me either. We can just not see him on those nights, that might be more fun anyway. otherwise we have to get him at our level so he thinks it’s acceptable.

Nevermind. He can just get over it and learn to accept and embrace it.

From: K
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:18 PM
To: M
Subject: RE: i'm really neat

He will for you, but I better keep my distance when I’m in drunk mode. Ummm yeah I probably shouldn’t meet my boyfriend during that time either. Waitttttttttttttt, I was blacked out the first night I met him K Class.  Pure class I tell you.

From: M
Sent: Wednesday, July 06, 2011 2:23 PM
To: K
Subject: RE: I'm really neat

Well me too. I got mine to kiss me because he asked for a piece of gum and I told him I just took the last one so he’d have to steal it from me. Now THAT is classy. Very classy lady.

I think it’s odd that the drunkest he’s ever been and what he’s embarrassed for by, is when I fell for him? I find it completely normal and attractive to be blacked out apparently.

Everyday Conversation

A peek into our daily lives....
xoxo,
M&K



*in text messages*



K: Can I go to HyVee in this guy's boxers with no bra on?

K: Ok, well I already did.

M: That seems fine.

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M: This girl is hilariously weird.

K: You're not having drinks alone?  I'm about to grab some wine.  Tell me about her.  I like weirder-than-me people.

M: Okay she's obsessed with Disney.  Not like "okay I love Disney movies", but like worked there, wears a Mickey f-ing Mouse necklace, had to go to the Disney store today - kind of way.

K: She is a 7 year old trapped in a 20 year old body.

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K: Thanks for the hot bf picture by the way...

M: I wanted him for myself but was feeling generous.

K: As a friend should be.  What are you up to?

M: Just woke up from a nap, went straight to Jimmy John's, now on the couch eating, which has all been exhausting so maybe another nap.  Typical Sunday.

It's the little things...

xoxo,

M&K

From: K
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:28 AM
To: M
Subject: Exciting News!

I showered today.  First time since Saturday morning.

From: M
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:30 AM
To: K
Subject: RE: Exciting News!

Woohooo and I showered yesterday!

From: K
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:31 AM
To: M
Subject: RE: Exciting News!

Is it a requirement to shower for this “date” tomorrow?

From: M
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:31 AM
To: K
Subject: RE: Exciting News!

Two days in a row????

You should have just waited until tomorrow to shower.

From: K
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:33 AM
To: M
Subject: RE: Exciting News!

Tell me about it.

& I have another “function” on Thursday.  Some classy birthday wine/facial/cocktail/product event.  As if I know what to wear to this type of thing.  Something tells me my red fleece sweatpants would be frowned upon.

From: M
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:35 AM
To: K
Subject: RE: Exciting News!

Ewww. Who’s birthday? that seems like something I’d want to wear sweats to forrr sure.

From: K
Sent: Tuesday, June 07, 2011 9:37 AM
To: M
Subject: Exciting News!

***Classy girl name here***  She’s classy. She’ll probably wear real pearls or something. Pout.

Adulthood

We'll let this discussion speak for itself. 
xoxo,
M&K

From: Grown Up #1

Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:30 AM
To: Grown Up #2; K

Subject: RE: is it

Do you think 5’x8’ is big enough? I can’t even imagine how big of a rug that would be……..or maybe I should be looking for one for the baby’s room. Oh my goodness too many decisions.

From: Grown up #2

Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:32 AM
To: Grown Up #1; K

Subject: RE: is it

I would measure…otherwise you run into a situation where it doesn’t fit and alters how you are going to place the furniture.

Can you measure over lunch?

***K forwards "Adult Email" to M

From: K

Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:33 AM
To: M

Subject: FW: is it

Tell me how in the HELL I got included in this type of discussion. Clearly I have nothing to say.

From: M

Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43 AM
To: K

Subject: RE: is it

OMG, my head is going to explode in a million pieces. I have a rug but came to that decision by noticing very large stains on my carpet and needing to cover it. I then went to a store and picked out one I liked  and got a size I could carry not even knowing what color my carpet reallllllly is but thinking “this will do” and came home and threw it on the floor and felt pretty fancy about myself. I don’t think I could talk to them about thingggs because I’d be like OH SH*T these people are classy!

From: K

Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:44 AM
To: M

Subject: RE: is it

My thoughts exactly.

I just insert my rude/clueless comments accordingly & they keep me on the emails. I like to think I offer comic relief to a situation that would likely make them stab themselves. ……orrrrrr wait. Other people don’t feel that way. Whatever. Reason #9823948 I'm going to be a cat lady.

From: M

Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2011 11:43 AM
To: K

Subject: RE: is it

I like things like that but I like saying “I like this one” or “yaaaaa buy it” but not like types of carpet and swatching and measuring. POOOOOF (that’s my head exploding)

It’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. La la la carpet la la babies room la la la measuring living room over lunch.NO THANKS!

Definition of us

Main Entry:	failure
Part of Speech:	noun
Definition:	lack of success
Synonyms:	abortion, bankruptcy, bomb, botch, breakdown, bungle, bust, checkmate, collapse, decay, decline, defeat, deficiency, deficit, deterioration, downfall, failing, false step, faux pas, fiasco, flash in the pan, flop, frustration, implosion, inadequacy, lead balloon, lemon, loser, loss, mess, misadventure, miscarriage, misstep, nonperformance, nonsuccess, overthrow, rout, rupture, sinking ship, stalemate, stoppage, total loss, turkey, washout, wreck

Some people may think its scary to be defined this way.  Hey, at least we're honest. 

xoxo,
M&K